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There have probably been 25 million articles and stories written about mistakes, from birth to nutrition to pornography and that time they did cocaine and enjoyed it more than they thought they did (truly, if you scour the interwebs, you'll find all sorts of stories).
In fact, everybody seems to enjoy other people's mistakes, from musicians like Keith Richards (who is somehow still alive despite the high alcohol and drug consumption), to comedians like Richard Pryor (who roasted himself in a set where he said he set himself on fire while freebasing), to actors like Cary Grant (whose last films were done when he was taking acid), and the list can go on. Bill Hicks has a joke about Jim Fixx, an American runner who became famous for his healthy lifestyle and wanting people to run because they live longer like that, but also died having a heart-attack while out on a jog. And Bill says something like "How is it possible that guys like me and Keith Richards, who drink, smoke, do drugs, party into the night, live longer than than a guy who does everything by the book?" Indeed, how? I reckon it to the bad boy-nice guy syndrome in women. Women say they want nice guys that are respectful, have some money, and don't cheat. But they get bored of that and go to bad boys who treat them like shit, make them pay for whatever, and sleep around whenever. If you're reading this and you're going "But that doesn't make any sense." No. Neither does life. It's about excitement, the adrenaline rush, and the need to not be good all the time. Because, in the end, how good can you be, man? If you want to talk religion, The Devil was the angel that turned into the apple-persuading snake to Eve. Did Eve like that apple? Hell yeah. Did she pay for it because the boss didn't like it? Of course. It's called being a salty sonofabitch. Look at Jesus (who now appears to be darker and darker in skin tone). He was a goody two-shoes who did everything right. He made people drunk, he gave them bad carbs, and he came back to life. And some jackass called Judas said "You know what, this guy is having so much fun, I want me some of that." In came the boys in skirts, with a cross, nails, and a bird's nest. The end result? Probably the first hardcore metal album cover. Ahead of it's time. What has Jesus' mistake? He was too nice. If you look today at what society is, you have a bunch of women with questionable attitudes, sex tapes, and a lack of school knowledge. You have a bunch of males who sometimes deceive and say the wrong things, but then they go away, come back later, and somehow it's okay again. No matter what feelgood Hallmark movie you watch, the world never had and will never have a good ending. Neither will life. It's just bits. Okay, so, donuts are bad, cookies are bad, pizzas are bad, but things would look so boring if all we'd eat is lettuce, you know? I'm gonna make some mistakes in the coming weeks. And I bought the tickets to do them. The question isn't "Why did you do that?" but "How will this improve you?"
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